chewing shit is fun????

From the NIE website http://www.nsse.nie.edu.sg/faculty/sfchew.htm

The Cars of 2010

The Ahma must be thinking: “I’ll spank her ass real bad if she was my granddaughter”

poo cat

coffee making fail

band name fail

i’d rather stay home..

hello to the person taking the photo.. im over here~

Braised Frog Heads and License Plates

was driving back to my hometown along the east coast when this black car swerved recklessly into my lane without any warning

and i was like..

to make things worse… this car in orange snatched my lot…

i have always considered it a waste to eat only the legs…

“braised frog heads in dark soy sauce”

my favourite dish… on nom nom nom…..

so many questions….

kite flying at the beach

when this song came out it reminded me of stifflers dance off at the gay club in american pie 3

Minah shitting in mah house [M18]

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The Paranoid Mugger

gotten a little bored so i made this vid out of a crappy game from the net

Bruno joins the military

Hip Hop Win

We have decided to form a human train like we always do back in our country… but this time we also grabbed any of the stray locals we could find to join us in our madness… Somehow or rather we managed to maintain our high on countless 7-up revive and redbull when the free beer the school organisers were handing out stopped at around 10pm.

this chinese boy had cut into the dance floor and started doing his hiphop moves… its definitely a win this time

headed to the video store the other day as they were having a clearance sale on old classic movies on dvds(to make way for this thing called blueray which i thought sounded pretty cool). I took awhile to choose the ones i really wanted to watch for quite some time now, but my miserable pay could only allow me to pick just one. Anyway these were the few that i had seriously considered…

I tried hard to ignore the fact that the shop assistant was constantly looking out in my direction(in case i grabbed a bunch of dvds and made a run for it). After much consideration and walking back and forth the aisle for the 36th time, i decided to put my money on this show that my friend had talked about earlier in the week regarding a group of lunatics in an asylum, titled “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”.

With the disc in my hand i made payment at the cashier using crumpled dollar notes that i had fished out from the deep ends of my trousers pocket. I left the shop not soon after the shop assistant called me back to conduct a quick search on my backpack. What he had found was nothing worth calling the cops for, other than a metal pot and a worn out green toothbrush in the middle compartment of my bag (which i had always carry along as my personal emergency kit since i was a child in the event of a massive flood or earthquake).

I was filled with anticipation on my way back and the first thing i did when i got back to my quarters was to load the disc into my bulky Akira brand dvd player(got it at quite a steal from Mustafa) and frantically clicked the play button a few times on my faulty remote with some additional knocks on my knee cap to get the show up and running.

2hrs, $15.90
Its a great show, really.

Hip Hop Fail

Hip Hop Fail @ Wu Fen Pu Taiwan

Baggy pants at an all time low

things they sell at the zoo souvenir shop these days

after the humans (us) complained there was nothing much to see at the zoo.. these two rhinos decided to take it out on each other

Was walking along Jiu Fen when i stumbled upon something odd

miscellaneous pics below

Teaching a man to fish

The Curious Case of Benjamin Mutton

My name is Benjamin Mutton, and I was born under very very unusual circumstances.